To give you guys the type of city I work in... it seems that there are too many scary turkeys (isn't that a South Park episode?) in the area, so the city is offering to "take care of the problem" if you ask nice enough.News Story
"There was once a report of a mailman being chased down the street by a three-foot turkey," Novi said. Bwaahahahahaha! That's hilarious. But I cannot believe the reporter used the word 'poopy' in the article.